I started college in 1996. I know, I know, you're all like "Girl. What?!? You look so young and fabulous to be that incredibly old....

On my way home from dropping my five-days-away-from-turning-four-year-old at preschool this morning, I had a flashback to the days of yore w...

I don't have time to shop anymore unless that shopping trip involves tomato paste and cereal. It's ok. I mean, I've got fourteen...

Dear Friend(s) Who Lives Far Away and Possibly Left Me A Voicemail A Few Months Ago That I Never Responded To: Yesterday, one of my favori...

Note: Despite the title, this post is not the first chapter of my new zombie/vampire/werewolf sci-fi novel. I'll save that for a later p...

I'm not sure why I'm even trying to blog right now, because I have a serious case of pregnancy brain and there is no telling what wi...

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